Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.
by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009
Get the cock blockermug. The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.
by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022
Get the horse cockmug. by Chouda boy March 28, 2009
Get the Cock Homug. When a man tries to engage in a sexual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. The penis is similar to a half cooked noodle.
by Pimp Lo December 15, 2008
Get the Whiskey Cockmug. Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!
She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.
I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.
I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
Get the poop-cockmug. To go into something 'cock in hand' means to enter it with confidence, not confident that you will succeed but simply confident that you are in fact entering into that endevour.
Robbie walked into math class only to find there was a homework quiz that day. Robbie never did any of his homework and had no idea what they had been studying. But, Robbie wouldn't let it get him down. He went into that quiz cock in hand and failed it with dignity.
by PaulLeary December 12, 2006
Get the cock in handmug. by Anonymous April 20, 2003
Get the cock whippedmug.