Clown Lip

The act of aggressively cleaning your rectum so much so that it becomes red, irritated and enflamed.

"John had spicy Habanero Wings last night and he's paying the price this morning. He's been in the bathroom 3 times and he's walking with a limp. He's got to be suffering from clown lip".

by Captain Fudgey May 16, 2009

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Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

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Cholla clown

Any girl or woman of Mexican heritage, who has either shaved or plucked their eyebrows, and has re-drawn them back on, usually way too high to appear normal, as two half circles over their eyes in the middle of their foreheads (like clowns). They usually are obese, loud, think they are hot, and dress like skanks and are always ready to fight.

Hey Trent, let's go in that mexican bar and pick up some spicy mexi-babes.
Dude, you must be drunk to think there are anything but chollos and cholla clowns in there.

by TachiMark April 10, 2008

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Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

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Circus clown

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

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