liberal christian

A follower of the Christian church (any of them, since there are about 30 different denominations) that supports liberal ideology including but not limited to pro-abortion, sex whenever between any 2 legal adults, stem cell research, pro-legalization, anti-war movements, and, most importantly, the two things that set them apart from the Christian Right: FREEDOM OF RELIGION and SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, which if you'll remember is written and implied in the Constitution. Needless to say, there aren't too many out there, and most of them are really just moderates in the political spectrum.
Steve Irwin: Crikes! Looks like we've got ourselves a reeeal rare one here! If you'll look in the church here, you'll see a liberal PRAYING! This must be one of those Liberal Christians, a real rarity in the USA indeed!
by Matt May 31, 2005
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Christian Bale

Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.
You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.
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Christian hardcore

Only the best music ever. True hardcore is music that screams with the passion and conviction of a soul that was in the depths of despair and is now released but still is persecuted. Hardcore lyrics are amazing.
Nodes of Ranvier, As I lay Dying, Underoath, Blindside(older stuff), Mewithoutyou, Emery(kind of), most stuff on Solid State some tooth and Nail. These are all good examples of Christian hardcore
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Christian Rock

music that is just as good a scular music but about God
Pillar
pod
swichtfoot
and all good bands
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liberal christian

A liberal who plays at being a Christian to appease their conscience.

The term 'liberal Christian' is an oxymoron because it is not possible to hold the beliefs of liberalism and be in harmony with Biblical teachings at the same time. This would make the phrase 'liberal christian' is akin to the phrase 'evil, good person'.

A 'liberal christian' typically denies the blood sacrifice of Christ for attonement of our sins, does not attend church regurlarly, and does not pray. A 'liberal Christian' is infact, 'Christian' in name only.

Further, a liberal Christian does not recognize Christ as the sole avenue for salvation as taught in the Bible. A 'liberal christian' therefore does not have salvation, which, according to biblical teachings, is attained through the name of Christ exclusively.
Person1: I know this person who says their a Christian but gets drunk, parties, and supports murdering innocent babies. I thought the Bible teaches that getting drunk is wrong, Christians should seperate from the world (evil), and that murdering babies is wrong, what gives?

Person2: Don't be fooled, thats what one would refer to as a 'liberal christian', please do not confuse people like that with true Christians who follow the Bibles teachings. They are not Christians in any sense of the word.

by Shawn Kuhn September 05, 2006
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Christian Sidehug

A sexual position involving 2 women, one asian and wearing rubber boots and gloves, the other wearing gaiters, 3 men, one of which is not latino yet still named Jesus. The two non-Jesus men backwards-360 cowgirl the 2 women and Jesus sidehugs them all.
So apparently, these Christians just can't stand normal sex any more... once they try the Christian Sidehug, they never go back
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Christian Shithead

Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.

Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.

Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.

Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010
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