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Chocolate cam

A common problem which affects the camshaft lobes of VW 1.9PD engines, as used in the mk4 Golf, which causes excessive wear of the cam lobes in the engine. This is caused by using incorrect specification engine oil and / or not keeping up with oil changes.
VW Nut #1: DANG! My mk4 TDi is idling hella-rough dawg!
VW Nut #2: Oh Shit! You put some cheap-ass oil in there man! Are you ready for an expensive repair bill on your chocolate cams?
by Doodiehead123 December 28, 2009
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Chocolate Diamonds

An urban term that refers to when any male, Puerto Rican or darker, is "seeding" a woman. Often times this is heard backstage at Ruben Studdard concerts or at the house of any of the Kardashians.
Hey bitch, don't spit that out...thems Chocolate Diamonds!
by The Zunicorn January 7, 2011
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The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal
Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate
by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010
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chocolate mile

Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile.
by Lizzie the Great February 5, 2009
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Chocolate Cumshot

A Chocolate Cumshot is when a man finds himself shitting and climaxing at the same time.
I bet that guy would give a killer Chocolate Cumshot.
by Nerdeh July 13, 2016
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Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.
Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!
by xdubz420 December 11, 2016
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chocolate pudding

The thing to make when you lose control of your life.
Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life
by Cobble935 July 16, 2020
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