captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.

Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.

by burninoil January 2, 2012

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

Captain Miss

A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.

Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"

by SirSprinkleToes April 6, 2014

Capstraction

Emotionally easy, bland, abstract art that capitalists buy to hang on their walls, most commonly seen in hotels and dentist offices.

Despite their large size, I didn't even notice the five new capstraction pieces in my office. Apparently they've been there for a month now.

by David Aaron Smith December 19, 2014

Captain Kidd

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."

by thenextoprah January 24, 2015

captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014