floor candy 

A girl who looks kind of sexy at first, but she's actually dirty/you're not sure where she's been.

That Ke$ha is nothing but floor candy.

floor candy by cooliganPIB April 29, 2010

Grandma Candy 

a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.

Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."

Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."

Grandma Candy by TheCripple March 19, 2009

John Candy 

A great big, huge fat white line, guarenteed to bring a grin to your face.

"Hey Gumbo, I've lined up loads of John Candy's - come and get yours"

John Candy by Shoft-Cock October 9, 2011

swerve-candy 

Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.

Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.

Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.

swerve-candy by mhaselto April 10, 2008

bang candy 

someone you want to bang

"that girl on tv is bang candy"

bang candy by who are y0u September 19, 2012

pink cotton candy 

when you period blood gets stuck in your pubes

woke up, didnt shave and that damn pink cotton candy happened!

pink cotton candy by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016

Road Candy

Cool billboards and signs along the highway.

Check out that road candy...

Road Candy by RHK6 November 15, 2010