Caleb

Broke as shit with not fucking money

Caleb is very poor

by Txtally Mye October 19, 2020

caleb

gay little faggot who wont stop asking me if their boyfriend is submissive. they also nonchalantly told me that theyre hard. you should hear the way they said that to me, because it was really non-chalant. they’re UGLY, GAY AS HELL, SEXY AF, throw-out-of-a-windowable, should die in the next 5 minutes. check on your calebs today.

me: “caleb”
random fuck: “EEEWWWWWWWWW”

by campygayro November 2, 2024

caleb

very fine, tall, brunette who’s a god kisser

caleb’s a fabulous kisser

by ilovecaleb2020 April 26, 2022

Caleb

He is a guy who likes to make people happier.with his nice personality,he can turn anyone love themselves. He does not have a pretty smile nor any abs. But,he has good friends like justinkyle,kion,escarlet,jerrimiah, yami, vladimier,and wilkinson to help.if caleb ever die remembwr him this way

Caleb has a lot of friends.

by Big_chubby_Chungus May 9, 2019

caleb

always the first person to be hated in a group chat and get kicked for being a weirdo

“we kicked bro immediately”

“nah that’s caleb behavior”

by realfireninja May 6, 2024

Caleb Aaron Schreur

Caleb Aaron Schreur is just so handsome and perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart. He takes care of you and make you feel his love; CHERISH IT WHILE IT LAST. He is the most protective and loving young man. He's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his PERFECT, AMAZING weirdness. I miss that SO much about him. He'll do almost anything to make you smile or laugh! He's just hilarious! He'll tease you until you can't stand him anymore; but he could pretty much NEVER annoy me.

If you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. But BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT COULD LEAAD TO THE END...Being such an important part of Caleb Aaron Schreur's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because HOW COULD You NOT be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but PLEASE prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he might just need you.
Please handle Caleb Aaron Schreur with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Caleb Aaron Schreur is the adventure of a lifetime...if only it could have lasted a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, I know that Caleb Aaron Schreur likes you now, that you like him, and doesn't like me anymore...but PLEASE don't be dumb like me, I REALLY blew it. I was being too naive, thinking that I could just be friends with the guys around me, but DON'T because it ruined things for me...Just adore him. If you are going to go through with this, please PLEASE take my advice, Caleb Aaron Schreur is the most important person that could be in your life, at least, he was in mine. Treat him the way you feel...I didn't. He thought I didn't really care for him but, if only he knew how things were in my head...I thought he knew, but, I guess not...I'll love him forever, even if he doesn't feel the same for me...the hurt of loosing him will never truly go away no matter how hard I try. He is and always will be on my mind, forever...

by SatineKidman01 May 14, 2022

Caleb

Can be a hoes name. Or sometimes a very kind and caring person. Typically they are funny, and once you get to know them they can be downright hilarious. Sometimes they date around or flirt with a lot girls but have trouble keeping one and ends up internally being a hopeless romantic.

“Caleb your a thot”
“ i can’t even keep a girl “
“Okay your bad at being a thot but still a thot”

by Yourasillygoose January 15, 2019