Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Braden

A short guy who wears too much axe body spray

“Ew he smells like a locker room! Must be a Braden”

by Turtles hate violence December 24, 2019

Brad

Brad is the strongest dude you will ever meet. He has the UTMOST respect for his sisters and ALWAYS looks out for them. If one of his MANY sisters gets a boyfriend, Brad thoroughly checks the guy over with his fists.
Brad keeps the bad guys at bay and will one day become President of the Moon.
Good job, Brad! Keep on keeping on!

Oh no, that guy is dating a Kuntray girl! He is going to get Bradded!

by KuntrayQueen December 30, 2019

Braddy the flower

Braddy is a cute and good flower

He loves make friend

He want being the friend of everyone

And he here for his friend

He like say "Braddy is your best friend !"

Oh that my best friend braddy the flower

I'm not flowey but braddy the flower!

by Peregfghhhhj January 3, 2020

Brad969

Beta male who thinks he can get girl. Jerks off sniffing his sister's underwear.

Guys, Don't be like Brad969.

by Pancakes4Lyf~ January 22, 2020

Brad

Likes to shotgun beer and probably will not be beat. spends most of his nights at the strip club by himself and swears that fat girls give good head. Also, will promise that he will drop his hoes for you. At the end of the day he will probably name his son chad or some shit like that.

"Don't be a brad"

by kdfjzlsdkfhados lfhk January 28, 2020

brad flynn

A person that exists on planet earth and the digital world with no friends

Wow, this loser is such a brad flynn

by Hispano04 January 29, 2020