boyfrience

The act of mincing one's boyfriend into very small bits for being a huge douchebag.

Peter refused to introduce her to his friends so she boyfrienced him.

by konfabulate April 2, 2007

closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

Vsco Boyfriend

A boy that deserves to be bullied by other boys who aren’t VSCO boyfriends

“Oh there goes Tommy, a VSCO boyfriend. Watch out for him he’s strange.”

by ZestyTontheBeat February 13, 2019

no boyfriend

a lack of a boyfriend. possibly because you are a huge loser.

I'm sorry you have no boyfriend.

by elpoopadora April 8, 2009

Boyfriendly

A bisexual boyfriend.

My boyfriendly keeps touching pectorals...

by nora-supernova March 17, 2011

Boyfriend

Geminent (gem-uh-nuhnt)

1. eminent gentleman
2. sophisticated name for a boyfriend
3. more than a boyfriend; not yet a fiancé

1. "This is my geminent, John."

2. "He's not 'just' my boyfriend - we have a very solid and
complete life together - he's my geminent."

by LisaT. September 22, 2012

boyfriends best girl friend

A girl who makes the girlfriend jealous for no reason

Why doesn't he just marry her?!
She's your boyfriends best girl friend calm down!

by Iluvthiswebsite January 17, 2015