joseph borealis

a man with infinite rizz and the creator of the aurora borealis

damn joseph borealis got rizz and bitches

by chadockle October 8, 2022

Im Bored

Hi "Bored", Im "Dad"

You: Im Bored...
Me: So am I, thats h=why I made this

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) December 1, 2022

im bored

When you're too bored of typing random keyboard combinations that you just type "im bored" and hope something comes up like this but if you bored i can tell you a story of how a little girl named susie got eaten by a crocodile. one upon a time susie searched up im bored in urban dictionary..... and then got eaten by a crocodile idk im bored to do your work.

person 1 i already searched 134567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'
person 2 what about ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
person 1 already did that to
person 2 hmmmmm then just type how you feel
person 1...... im bored

by imphsycotic March 24, 2023

vacation bored

When you love your amazing vacation but miss your friends

Hi girls! My vacation is amazong! But texting you because I’m vacation bored ha ha!

by kristenlovested May 26, 2023

particle bored

when every single fiber within your corporeal frame yearns with urgency to do something fun, but to no avail: boredom to the extent of painfulness

Today's just one of those days I'm fucking particle bored!

by cranioDan11 August 26, 2023

Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024