Boomer Break

Taking a shit and masturbating at the same time.

John: Hey man, what took you so long?
Me: I was having a Boomer break
John: Oh......

by Bartholomew Jackmeister September 9, 2019

Boomer

Someone who was born between the years of 1942 and 1969 is a baby boomer.

Eleonore is such a boomer.

by Bready_Mercury May 27, 2020

boomer forehead

When an older person is using a video chat platform like Zoom, but only their forehead is visible because they don't know to angle their camera correctly.

Mr. Crawford's a total boomer forehead on Zoom during class every day.

by msyoungbearsmom May 22, 2020

Bass boomer

That thing that make bass in cars for the stereo

That bass boomer is really loud

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021

boomer thinking

Irrational and out-dated thoughts that are proffered by aging people of the Baby Boomer generation.

Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.

Boomer: I do not believe in working from home or ever taking vacation.

Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.

by Barnacles have large penises August 19, 2023

Metro boomer

A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.

I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.

by Granny in Texas, Arlington June 15, 2024

boomer

you

you are a boomer

by Lisena July 10, 2020