long bone

When you are stretched out horizontally to the max.

Look at that cat! He is a long bone!

by Kpaine September 23, 2016

Dead As Bones

When someone is completely deader than dead. Not like you're dead dead, but like you're DEAD DEAD. No respawn, but dead, straight DEAD like a bag of bones.

Joel got booty tickled so damn hard, he dead as bones my fellow n word.

by Un Poco March 27, 2019

Bone Machine

A really hot guy

"Look at that bone machine over there..."

by softkitty_2013 May 15, 2016

Off the bone

Adj. When something is crazy and a bit wild, normally referring to a good thing.

"Dude did you go to that party last night?"

"Yeah man, it was off the bone!"

by Good Vibrations September 14, 2009

bone connection

–noun
1.
associated in sexual relations
2.
characterized by or involving in a sexual association or feeling
3.
characterized by or suggesting sex or intimacy
4.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or sexual experience.
5.
engaged in or characterized by sexual relations.
6.
detailed; deep: a more intimate analysis.
7.
inmost; deep within.
8.
of, pertaining to, or existing in the inmost depths of the mind: intimate beliefs.

Clint can't be friends with his exes. They've already had the bone connection.

by s2kmikey December 10, 2010

Blow a Bone

(Verb)- To smoke a marijuana cigarette. A term generally used by head banging Caucasians who want to get high.

"Duuude! I can't wait to get done work so I can blow a bone"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 21, 2011