
* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags
*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"
by theogcooler August 18, 2022

A man who obsessively spends too much time focused on criticizing or hating other men, usually liberals; despite lacking education, intellectual depth, or original thought. Often quick to insult but slow to understand, Bobby’s main hobby is online complaining rather than constructive action.
Every time politics comes up, he turns into a total Bobby, spending hours online trash-talking but never backing up his arguments with facts
by Noa B August 5, 2025

by yeezybygah April 1, 2020

A bobby wallie is a complete sweetheart. He puts others before himself and has a soft heart made of gold. He is super outdoorsy and loves going for long drives. A bobby wallie is super tall, like his knees will be at his chin in a bath. A bobby wallie has super great Messi skills and is a a+ clay shooter. A bobby wallie is super brave as he has gone through so much, I mean he was attacked by a shark!!! But realistically, he Was in a terrible accident and is a living angel. A Bobby wallie is someone special, so never let a wallie go.
by Lilblondey888 March 31, 2019

1. The act of driving someone somewhere private to be alone, then stranding them there with no one and no way to get home
2. To pussy out on any type of commitment because of being insecure
2. To pussy out on any type of commitment because of being insecure
Man: "Wow, he left you down at the beach house after you two broke up?"
Woman: "Yea, I didn't think he would Bobby Up like that."
OR
Wow, he Bobby's Up on something new everyday. It must be easy for him to put his pants on in the morning since he no sack in the way.
Woman: "Yea, I didn't think he would Bobby Up like that."
OR
Wow, he Bobby's Up on something new everyday. It must be easy for him to put his pants on in the morning since he no sack in the way.
by Rendawg August 12, 2012
