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Brooklyn Blowjob

While taking a shit, you receive falacio sitting on the toilet.
“Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”
by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
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sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.
I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob
by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016
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Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them
She gave me a Columbian blowjob
by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015
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Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021
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National Blowjob Day

On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.
Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day
by CamBrodian May 27, 2018
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Nazi Blowjob Artist

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025
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