Lunar Biscuit

A surprised dump!

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.

by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019

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popeyes biscuit

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy

oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

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To be 'given biscuit' is to be summarily rejected, usually in response to a confession of a romantic nature. The phrase usually indicates that one was not gently let down, but rather abruptly rejected without ceremony.

Karan: Did say she loved you back?
Teja: No, she gave biscuit

by arvind, he of cse February 26, 2011

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beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 9, 2014

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Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

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