girlfriend

A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.

"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."

by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008

girlfriend

Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.

Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.

by Mr Right1111112 October 15, 2008

girlfriend menu

The salads and light foods at a restaurant (usually fast food) known for its unhealthy menu.

I'm on a diet, can we go somewhere that has a girlfriend menu?

by Madam Presiding September 1, 2015

Girlfriend

Something you will never get.

„Oh that's Tom's girlfriend? I can't relate.“

James: „I wish I had a girlfriend“
Michael: „What‘s that?“

by simplyaw August 1, 2020

Girlfriend-In-law

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).

I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".

by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020

Girlfriend

something that you will never have

i want a girlfriend

by Girlfreind February 22, 2021

.girlfriendmf

A tiktoker that got banned 3 times for no reason and twisted there ankle

.girlfriendmf is an odor

by .girlfriendmf June 29, 2021