touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Build a bird

Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.

She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.

by Elton pammy March 6, 2017

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017

shake the bird

To urinate (males only).

That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.

by RollingBlock December 19, 2018

rotating double bird

Starting with 2 fists palms down, extend both middle fingers and rotate both fists inward until palms are facing upward. End with a snappy, short, punching motion. Usually performed best after having slammed your bedroom door in your parents’ faces.

When Mom said I couldn’t go to Gina’s house because her perv brother wants to get in my pants, she got the rotating double bird. I’m a slut, Mom! Deal with it!

by Littlelester March 27, 2019

Le Nut Bird

When you nut on bird

Le Nut Bird is not just an art, but a performance.

by Creator Of Le Nut burd February 15, 2020