bear grill

The hairy build up one gets on and in between their teeth after eating out a woman who does not shave her crotch.

"Dude, when I ate out Sally last night she totally gave me a bear grill because of her huge bush!"

by abighairymanwithabighairyvagina March 4, 2008

bearagraph

Any paragraph with bear implications including, but not limited to, Cutler, Ditka, and Chicago.

(In Chicago Accent)

Yea I was offered a job at the CIA cuz they heard i can write a mean bearagraph.

by Bear Fan, Go Bears October 4, 2010

Monkey Bear

A Monkey Bear is a mythical creature dreamed up by frustrated parents who have kids that don't pay attention or listen. They sometimes have to resort to outlandish stories in order to traumatize their children into paying attention. A child behaving now is better than paying for a psychiatrist later on in life. A Monkey Bear usually lives in a child's pajama drawer and comes out at night and scratches a child's ass regardless of age. In Belize it is also known as El Rascador de Culo or "Ass Scratcher".

Sweetie you need to listen, it's time to go to bed. If you don't go to bed the Monkey Bear that sleeps between your Little Mermaid pajamas and your SpongBob Pajamas will awaken from it's slumber and scratch your little booty.

by The man how hates pleather. July 8, 2011

paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

polar bear

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.

by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009

Lazy Beard

A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.

A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.

by Conrad H. April 15, 2009

build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

by kanute August 20, 2010