Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.

My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010

Skanky Beaver

An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...

"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.

"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question

by the_groganator June 7, 2018

Mama Beaker

Some people think it means mother fucker but it really doesn't it means nothing

mama beaker! my phone died.

by ShizDick August 25, 2021

To crack beaver

When getting pussy.

Most men and some females loves to crack beaver

"Damn, I cracked so much beaver last night"

Susie: "Hey, let's go crack each others beaver!"

Lizzie: "Yeah, i really need my beaver cracked"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

white beater

A white beater is a slang for wife beater, not the other way around. They first called them wife beaters refering to the stereotype that men who wore the tanks were generally ones who beat their wives. The typical color of the tank is white. Its like saying "white wife beater".

He wears white beaters in the summer to show off his tattoos.

by Hollywood Elite August 13, 2007

Wife Beater

A man coming home after a long business work day, takes his shirt of and is only dressed with a white singlet on top and his business pants and shoes on the bottom, his day has been long and hard and he takes his frustration out on his wife.

He wears a wife beater to be intimidating

by TankTopBoonanza January 26, 2014

beaver nuggets

Another term for labias, such as vagina lips.

1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."

2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."

3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011