Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

by seafa June 17, 2011

Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.

Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.

by Wolfe February 24, 2006

bake like a challah and leaven

to leave your current location

The uncooked bread got sick of walking around the bakery with all the other delicious, already-cooked breads, so he decided to bake like a challah and leaven.

by Nicholas D June 6, 2004

easy bake oven

A rookie Rastafarian who recently started toking up and sees clouds very easily.

Dan and Jen are such an easy bake ovens. They start trippin' out after just two hits!

by gah tamit September 25, 2006

Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009

Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.

Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!

by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013

shake n' bake

having sexual intercourse.

"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."

by hardon May 19, 2006