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Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.
Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.
by Linkdicks October 18, 2008
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BACON TITTIES

Titties. but more delicious!
Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.
by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014
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Bacon Hole

The cave of a women, the sexual toy for pleasure on a women. The Vagina
She begged me to touch her bacon hole.
by Joel OSU March 31, 2003
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Bacon Sandwich

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
by Moo Ass March 27, 2009
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Bacon Booty

The inevitable girth gain around the buttocks from eating too many breakfast buffets.
Mary gained a Bacon Booty after spending one week on vacation.
by Eric Harmatz May 8, 2006
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Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
by Veganboy98 May 5, 2018
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bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone
Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove
by Massive Zen June 15, 2018
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