BACON TITTIES

Titties. but more delicious!

Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.

by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

Bacon Hole

The cave of a women, the sexual toy for pleasure on a women. The Vagina

She begged me to touch her bacon hole.

by Joel OSU March 31, 2003

Bacon Sandwich

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.

Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

Bacon Booty

The inevitable girth gain around the buttocks from eating too many breakfast buffets.

Mary gained a Bacon Booty after spending one week on vacation.

by Eric Harmatz May 8, 2006

Bacon Bangs

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.

oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!

by joerene December 3, 2010

Greasy Bacon

Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon

Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.

by The Baconator222 July 6, 2010

bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone

Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove

by Massive Zen June 15, 2018