Dick Attacker

A lady that starts to either suck or fuck you before your Dick is hard

Random Friend: Man yesterday was a horrible night
Random Friend #2: Why I thought you boned that hot girl
Random Friend: Well I did but she was a real Dick Attacker

by This pseudonym December 18, 2016

wall attack

when someone writes embarassing or disparaging commentary on ones public wall on facebook.com or similar social networking sites

"oh snap, I gotta run home to make sure there was no wall attack on me this morning while I was out!"

by carlos514 October 23, 2007

Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

Sack Attack

When your balls visibally slip out (the balls version of a "Nip Slip")

Dave's shorts were so short today that he had a sack attack

by Katyab February 26, 2017

Sack Attack

a form of attacking someone with any form of a sack.

bro this potato bag is getting heavy so if you don't take it your gonna get a sack attack.

by juicyjay0893 September 12, 2018

Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011

Drag Attack

A state of temporary narcissistic hysteria wherein a person who is preparing for a night out in drag tears apart their apartment while looking for the perfect outfit and/or related accessories.

Whilst in the throes of a massive Drag Attack the spinning Tranny shrieked with frantic, eye makeup running frustration when a seventh rifling of her wardrobe failed to produce the missing suede hot pants she desperately needed for the annual 70's retrospective.

by Bobby Withit October 3, 2010