gay attack

the art of being so gay that you cant even think straight;)

nina: oh my god chelsea that girl that just walked by was so beautiful i think im in love with her honestly if she wanted to marry me i wouldn't even think about it i would take a bullet for her i-
i think im having a gay attack

by moonfaery October 17, 2019

lion attack

used to show either complete approval or disapproval of anything you like; can also be replaced by many different words

Man! i just lion attacked that test!
Get out of my face before i lion attack you
You're lion attacking me off
that is so lion attack!
are you really lion attacking me right now?

by xGoldenBeautyx May 26, 2011

isle attack

When a group of four or more teenagers form a line that persistantly walks up and down the centre isle in a passenger train-obstensibly to look for seats, however, they would only consider having an totally empty set of four seats for themselves, any other permutation is rejected, hence the continuous walking up and down. Lads will do it to see what girls are aboard, ditto girls for lads. They will often swear loudly and needlessly, especially if they are looking for confrontation, as they will immediately attack anyone -verbally usually- who objects. The whole scenario is therefore often done to threaten and intimidate other passengers and is an exercise in amusement as much a practical one.

"Lets isle attack this train, there are plenty of nerds on board to worry"

by Old Shuck June 20, 2006

sexual attacker

A person, usually a male , who comes at you aggressively ina sexual way and touches you or rapes you

Vanessa: Come here little girl!
Cynthia: no! Help!
Paulina: let her go! I am going to report you as a sexual attacker!

by Paul44 December 15, 2013

hometime attack

A sudden, often spontaneous, urge to go home.

After wandering the Forest of Doom for hours, Tim had a hometime attack.

by M2K May 16, 2008

wall attack

when someone writes embarassing or disparaging commentary on ones public wall on facebook.com or similar social networking sites

"oh snap, I gotta run home to make sure there was no wall attack on me this morning while I was out!"

by carlos514 October 23, 2007

shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton May 17, 2014