Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011

Sack Attack

a form of attacking someone with any form of a sack.

bro this potato bag is getting heavy so if you don't take it your gonna get a sack attack.

by juicyjay0893 September 12, 2018

Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

Sack Attack

When your balls visibally slip out (the balls version of a "Nip Slip")

Dave's shorts were so short today that he had a sack attack

by Katyab February 26, 2017

shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton May 17, 2014

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

Euphoric Attack

Whenever you get turned on or become so happy/aroused that you can’t breathe to the point where it feels like a panic attack

When Ryan admitted that he like Michelle back, she had a euphoric attack.

by Issey_Rain March 20, 2022