Attack Rows

Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.

I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.

by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010

Wanic Attack

A weed-induced panic attack.

That dab gave me a wicked wanic attack.

by ShuShuShuHulia November 08, 2016

Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr February 28, 2011

gazi attack

When a gay faggot flashes his ass and sits on ur face. If the person is not gay then it is called a face sitting.

This faggor gazi attacked me

by Phatfatnibbas March 19, 2017

hometime attack

A sudden, often spontaneous, urge to go home.

After wandering the Forest of Doom for hours, Tim had a hometime attack.

by M2K May 17, 2008

Sack Attack

When your balls visibally slip out (the balls version of a "Nip Slip")

Dave's shorts were so short today that he had a sack attack

by Katyab February 26, 2017

Sack Attack

a form of attacking someone with any form of a sack.

bro this potato bag is getting heavy so if you don't take it your gonna get a sack attack.

by juicyjay0893 September 12, 2018