Jew nose

implys you have a masive nose

wow dat person has a jew nose

arrrrr it just poked me in the eye

by Tently mandem May 02, 2007

Jew Nita

The act of dropping money in an area where people can pick up the money.

John, want to jew nita over there? We can laugh at those people if they pick up our coins.

by easdafsg July 22, 2010

counter jew

Pronunciation: \ˈkau̇n-tər-jü\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): counter jued; counter jew·ing
Etymology: Middle English jewen, jiuen
Date: 21th century
transitive verb

1. obsolete : to make petition to or for in a semitic fashion

2. a : the act of an antisemite responding in a semitic manor to counter act prexisiting jewish behavior

— ju·er noun

Antonym(s) : jewing, scamming, cheating

Due to the fact that my fellow office employees were attempting to turn a profit off of the donuts they brought in each morning. I counter jew·ed by stealing three donuts and not leaving a fucking cent.

by system override April 16, 2010

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 03, 2008

Jigguh Jew

A combination of a:
"Nigger" and a "jew"

Thus making a Jigguh jew.

Used for slang, as a jewish person of african decent.

Woah, look at that Jigguh Jew going to that church!

by CallMeJigguh May 30, 2009

Jew Blanket

Having sex through a sheet with a hole in it.

The beer goggles had worn off and Tom thought the girl was a minger so had sex through the Jew Blanket.

by JewishAsh January 28, 2012

Jew Stomp

Captain Falcon's ariel down+A attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, named for its similarity to the action of stomping on a person of Jewish faith or Hebrew descent.

Samus just got Jew stomped! Teh lollercaust!

by C.Falc May 11, 2006