Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022

Arse

The clean version of the word ass.

The less rude version of ass

The polite way to say ass

Yeah that kid Sam is such an arse

by Llamas r cool March 10, 2017

ARSE SHREW

Very old world gay slur.. and insult.

Have you seen that Imallexx and memelous? what a pair of arse shrews

by THEHIGHESTPRIESTESS February 25, 2022

Rat arse

to describe your ex because he’s a piece of shit so don’t call him by his first name call him rat arse xxx

“did you see rat arse?”
“who oh- RAT ARSE yeah he’s looking lovely 💀”

by atgggthxxx December 17, 2023

Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

by anonymous December 4, 2020

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024