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Angry Pretend Sleeper

An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
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Ãfter pussy syndrome . When you can be best friends until they get the pussy then they do a 360 n become psycho. It's becoming an epidemic nation wide.
Man I wish these guys didn't have aps. They eye so much best at life before. Another lost to aps.
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An acronym used to describe someone that is a keener, commonly standing for Aspiring Paediatric Surgeon.
Yo, you already found research, smh so APS
by westdalehammer October 11, 2018
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An Anonymous Porn Story Formally told with a large audience before getting stoned.
Guy one: Hey homie I got got the greens!

Guy 2: maaaan fuck that shit whip out the APS
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A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode
When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick
by Crack and meth January 11, 2019
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Rhyming Ape

A response given as a reply when you can't understand a rambling idiot with an accent
Q: What did he just say?
A: A rhyming ape
by Heath79 August 20, 2008
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