The Angry Inch

The Angry Inch is a term coined by Sean. Its use refers to the size of a man’s penis, hence the name The Angry Inch. This man’s penis is so small and so angry that the only thing it can do is make a weeping sound “meee, meee, meeee”. It says this because The Angry Inch demands attention, unfortunately The Angry Inch only get ridiculed.

Sean: It’s not my fault you have a small penis!
Alex: My penis is not small I don’t know what you are talking about
Sean: Well that’s not what Chris said last night, he said that you had “The Angry Inch”!
Alex: ‘Speechless’

by S.N.H. March 6, 2008

Angry Chris

A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"

"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."

by MrHalo3 May 11, 2009

Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay May 10, 2006

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009

angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.

the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!

by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006

Angry Duck

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.

OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 8, 2010

Angry Tastebud

A tastebud that becomes raised and inflamed after being subjected to a tart , acidic, or bitter flavor. Can be painful.

"No man, I can't eat that, I have an angry tastebud."

by Andy1455 September 27, 2009