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Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face
I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!
by dolphinication May 8, 2014
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Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.
by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007
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Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.
by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019
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Alabama blue hat

The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.
Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer
by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019
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alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone
Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.
by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019
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Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.
by LowTideLow September 15, 2012
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Alabama chicken bucket

When a girl puts a piece of original recipe chicken into her vagina and then a large black man eats the chicken back out
Tyrone: Man, i just pulled off the Alabama chicken bucket on sharkeisha!
Maurice:Solid
by swag master general 420 August 21, 2014
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