air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 6, 2009

air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.

1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE

by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006

shooting the air

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.

Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.

by Lowbatterylife39 April 24, 2021

air cat

A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.

Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.

by anarcissie January 14, 2011

air whore

Someone who will do anything to get on the air. i.e., broadcast radio.

Jason is just an air whore will do anything to get time on the show!

by Soporific1 August 19, 2008

Air Faggot

An airline for gay people often referred to as "Faggots". 420 airplanes owned by Air Faggot have crashed including 2 into the twin towers.

Im gonna book an airline ticket for Air Faggot.

by Pro Definitions November 5, 2020

Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

by Javvino October 11, 2014