holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.

My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.

by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016

closet pig

A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.

Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig

by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018

phat pig

A username for a gamer that's good at games. Phat Pigs are different from the Faze Clan. Phat Pigs Are not to be confused with Sweats.

WOW that phat pig is really good at Fortnite. How Did he get so Good at Fortnite?

by TheClownThatHidesFromGayPpl November 14, 2019

Trentice Pig

A fat, ugly, slimy, slobbery, lying, thieving, cheating, greedy, greasy, smelly, puss oozing, rotten, no good bastard or bitch!! Usually referring to a man or woman who is so repulsive that not even words can describe how nasty he or she is.

Look at that "Trentice Pig" slobbering all over their self.

by jluke0412 May 6, 2014

Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018

Peppa Pig!

A pig with fat fucking Dad that soon's dies of cancer, Peppa is a inquisitive little piece of shit. Peppa is the type of sister that tells her younger brother he is adopted. And always causes bad luck.

Dog: Why is she such a brat
Cat: dont you know, it's that disgusting pig that jumps in muddy puddles named Peppa Pig!

by cooldude515 August 21, 2020

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018