Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

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eye dust

somebody or something that one hates very much.

She is like eye dust for her stepmum.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 2, 2014

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spazzy eye

One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.

"I can't see that far ahead as I have a spazzy eye"

by Oosky84 December 4, 2011

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Eye Gravity

The force that prevents one to look away from something, no matter how hard they try.

Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.

Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.

by Spydg July 29, 2010

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eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.

I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.

by BMolly December 5, 2009

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