by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017
The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
by David Pakman's Onlyfans May 02, 2021
When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
by MaZZ_hubb July 10, 2017
A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".
A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.
by ButtersB February 19, 2022
by Lilnuggetky September 28, 2019
When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016
by Shuumate May 22, 2023