by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023
Get the Red Goblinmug. by Númenion June 2, 2023
Get the Goblinmug. A rare tomfoolery term of excellence.
Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Used to Inflict permeant social anxiety and severe trust anxiety.
Gamer1 - “Guys help they're rushing Goblin now I need help!”
Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”
Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
Gamer2 - “Whats goblin?!”
Gamer1 - “Goblin this dick! HA HA!”
by the barry the barry the barry May 13, 2021
Get the goblinmug. A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 13, 2021
Get the Meta-goblinmug. The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
by Mateplz November 21, 2016
Get the Knob Goblinmug. The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.
by I'mnotGoblinIswear December 4, 2018
Get the Goblinmug.