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Youtube and Chill 

Youtube and Chil.l When she (or he) wants to Netflix and Chill but you are broke af so you say Netflix and Youtube.
He had no money for Netflix so he did YouTube and Chill.

youtube wit 

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
youtube wit by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016

youtube and drink 

The opposite of Netflix and Chill. Or the platonic version among friends or married couples.
While you lovebirds Netflix and Chill, we're going to YouTube and Drink.
youtube and drink by mrpinkerton August 26, 2016

YouTube lyricing 

When someone knows all the words of a song and if anyone sings it wrong will automatically correct them, in order to present themselves as being cool.
Pablo: 'when your metro don't trust I'm gonna shoot him'
James: 'Pablo it's actually "if young metro don't trust you I'm gonna shoot him" but ya know'
Pablo:' James shut the fuck up, just cos your white ass was up all night YouTube lyricing the words, smh

youtube and chill 

When you don't have time to watch an entire movie / show and its gotta be a quickie...
"Hey Babe want to Netflix and chill...can't i got to leave for work in 20 minutes...let's youtube and chill then"
youtube and chill by peety69 July 17, 2016

YouTube Cut 

A play on Director's Cut, it's whenever YouTubers get a hold of a clip and mess with it. Often times the best version of many sports, political and everyday moments.
I can't wait for the YouTube Cut versions of Trump's inaugural speech, but I think I'll pass on watching the original.
YouTube Cut by bean, trivia queen November 10, 2016