I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

1.
Usain Bolt's catchphrase before a race , often projected towards the cameras that pan past him at his starting position (well, pose for him - after the Superman and Zeus dramatics) where he will follow a series of cool sayings in that deep Jamaican accent with the phrase itself.
9.58 seconds later, Bolt goes on to the break his own world record by 0.11 seconds.

2. The act of gearing up for something special..something fast that would be quickly over where you get down, put your seatbelt on - look at the person next to you and put a check on them - and roll. And when you do it, you do it cool.

Commentator *In Lane 4 we have Usain Bolt...the World's fastest man. How will be be faring on the final of the World Championships*
*Bolt waves to the crowds, does Superman poses and says 'Jah Man!' every too seconds with a big grin on his face. *Bolt looks towards the cameria*and says :

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

Commentator *Evidently not the least bit nervouse...And there you have it, he's ready alright*

Commentator *On their lanes....and they go*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finish line

Commentator *He's done it again...9.58 ... a new World Record in the 100m.*

This man is unstoppable.
We were ready alright, but not for something this spectacular!

by sundarasundara September 2, 2009

Are you thirsty?

Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.

This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.

Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."

Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."

Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."

by Fibula. March 29, 2009

how are you-er

When someone, more an online acquaintance than a close friend, greets you on facebook chat or another messaging service with a 'hi, how are you?' and then proceeds to say nothing else (occasionally a 'what are you up to?' MAY follow).

how are you-er: hey
how are you-er: hows it going?
you: good
you: you?
how are you-er: good
<5 minutes>
how are you-er: what are you up to?
you: DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. I ONLY ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I CAN STALK YOUR HOT FRIENDS PICS.

by Vikingnz March 28, 2011

Why Are you What?

Can be used to ask why someone is on your case about something, tell them to get off of your case, or to ask someone why they are being stupid.

Someone is being rude to you, so you reply, "Why are you what man?!"

by 231 Crew April 14, 2004

Why are you a bitch

Someone who hates themselves and everyone around them.

Q:Come on Susie why are you a bitch?

A:She hasn't had dick for a week.

by WUAB December 4, 2018

are you 💅🏻?

Are you 💅🏻? Is a way if asking someone (mostly men) if they are gay

Person 1 (male): hey that guy is hot do you think his 💅🏻
Person 2 (female): idk go ask them
Person 1 (male): hey i was wondering are you 💅🏻?
Person 3 (male): yes

Person 1 & 2: *start making out*

by Peppa.pig.lol February 13, 2021

how mad are you?

1) You must be angry.

2) Or You must be crazy. as in insane.

1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?

2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!

by swolivia March 12, 2008