Steven

A massive pussy

"yo make a guess"

"no"

"that guy must be a steven"

by stevenhater/loveuchoose November 24, 2022

Steven

A guy who treats his girl like she's everything ever. Steven never ever disrespects a girl, and looks out for his friends. If you meet a Steven, you should be his friend because he is the best. Usually warm and cuddly. You're lucky if a Steven ever loves you, because he's the best guy ever. Kind, caring, compassionate and determined. Set to making the best of everything and is extremely genuine

Person 1: Wow that guy was so nice
Person 2: Must've been a Steven

by Edwardthedemon November 29, 2021

Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.

Did Steven really assault his wife?

by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022

Stevens(d)

When you reply all in a witty manner to publicly shame and humiliate an egregious error from a co worker who sent an email.

You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.

by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022

Steven Kospender

My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.

If I lost my legs in a sword fight, I’d want Steven Kospender to push my wheelchair.

by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021

Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.

Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..

by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024