Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.

Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.

by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018

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glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

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Stank and wank

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank

by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

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Lip wank

A better, more inviting way to describe a blow job.

Girl: babe, get it out and I'll give you a lip wank
Guy: Oh yeesssssss

by Cheekytot June 14, 2016

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The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.

Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016

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