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Ur mom

Not ur dad
*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom
by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL
Dang ur mom is weird.
by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

ur mom is fat or your mother is fat as hell and i saw that fat vagina yesterday at night then she became fat because of you
ur mom is fat
by bitchoooooo January 13, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.
by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mom

A HOT ASS MF
Ur mom.
by Ur_mom_is_hot_omfg123 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.
Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!
by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

When you dont have arguments you just fucking spam this shit
Hostage:Free me please
Owner:No?
Hostage:ur mom
by eternal tilt 1000-7 September 8, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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