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This occurs when one employs a low grade, poorly remunerated hairdresser or barber who, on occasion, cuts the hair above the ears unevenly. The result is that after a few weeks of growth the hair bears resemblance to Donald Trump's toupée, i.e. ridiculous.

To tease your subject, questions such as "how is your Scottish golf course going" can be employed.
This term can be utilised in two main forms; "trump" and "trumped".
1. "Thats a fantastic 'trump' young man, where did you get it?"
2. "Unfortunately I have been 'trumped' again."
by SB's Big D September 21, 2011
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A Person who has no idea what their doing
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1. (Verb) To make an egomaniacal, attention-seeking windbag the butt of jokes in hilariously public fashion, such as at a formal White House correspondent's dinner, thereby exposing him as exactly what he is.

2. (Noun) Any such egomaniacal, attention-seeking windbag, especially one having bad hair.
(Verb) A narcissist like that had a trumping coming his way for YEARS...

(Noun) You're so full of yourself, and what's that thing on your head? You're such a trump.
by The Ex-Seraphim May 27, 2011
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(verb) To build a wall in order to block something/someone from entering a place.
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a shrimp 🍤 dick that explains that he's a racist and rapist. such a fucking Stoopid. BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! PERIOD 😤💅
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a big poo that requires up to 15 flushes to empty the toilet bowl
I took a giant trump this morning, it took {insert a number between 3 and 15} to get it down.
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