can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not

Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay

can't touch my swag by bruh funny June 27, 2019

Don't touch yourself 

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.

Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.

Don't touch yourself by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020

HBO touch 

When you are touched in a way that you see on HBO. this is in a sexual manner like you see on shows like sex in the city. hopefully you dont get touched like the guys on oz but it can be quite enjoyable if the right person gives you an HBO touch.

hey guys last night sally cornered me and gave me an awesome HBO touch

HBO touch by Man With Jabs Like Newborn Kitten November 12, 2004

A touch of the kissys 

An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.

*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)

<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.

A touch of the kissys by enemy of the state October 9, 2005

National Touch Minors Day 

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor

Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"

National Touch Minors Day by Instagram: @maxsimms_ May 25, 2018

national touch my boob day 

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.

elosie:*touches her friends boob*

alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”

national touch my boob day by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019

Out Of Touch 

An emo-punk band from Haywards Heath england.... www.out-of-touch.net

"Yo man... I went to the Out Of Tocuh gig last night....."

Out Of Touch by Anonymous June 1, 2003