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cougar tooth

A synonym for "schwoogie"; can also be used in the presence of stupid niggers because they're too dumb to know what the hell you're saying
Neumann is a lazy, 40 drinking, fried chicken eating, car stealing, crack smoking, nigger loving, chauncey moon cricket silverback ape cougar tooth.
by Philbo Faggins May 2, 2005
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Buck Tooth Fuck

Buck Tooth Fuck;

An arrogant person with the most hugest fucked up buck teeth.
Thinking they can drift through life without anyone noticing their giant horse buck teeth.
Joel; I'll smash your fucking face in you BUCK TOOTH FUCK
by btb0022 May 12, 2010
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Conshy Tooth

Conshohocken PA, known as “Conshy” by it’s habitants is a borough on the Schuylkill River in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, in suburban Philadelphia. The name Conshocken traces back to the native language of the Lenape tribe and translates to Pleasant Valley or Old Dirty Rotten Gray-Tooth.

It is documented that an Indian Warrior by the name of “StrongTooth” roamed the land promoting tooth health to the surrounding tribes and even the White Man. StrongTooth became furious when he had discovered his brother, “DragonMouth”, brushing his teeth with a brush made from the pubes of his very own wife, “SchukylkillBush”.

Story has it that “StrongTooth” in a fit of utter rage scalped his wife’s vagina and rubbed the scalped bit (also see hatchet mark) across “DragonMouth’s” teeth leaving a mysterious gray, rotten tooth. It is believed that this cursed the land and it’s tooth health forever. At the time this was written 963 out of 963 residents of Conshy interviewed had a prominent Gray toothed smile.
She was absolutely perfect. Made in heaven...she had long blond hair, a petite figure and a Conshy Tooth to boot. It was love at first dirty rotten gray smile.
by StrongTooth June 16, 2011
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buck tooth dick skinner

some one giving someone head and getting their dick skin ripped off
dustin peck ripping the skin off someones dick because he is a buck tooth dick skinner
by dustin peck November 11, 2007
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tooty ta

When you fart when you are getting anal
Oh my God, I'm sorry I just did a tooty ta on your dick!
by CaillouDoesAnal January 28, 2018
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toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 29, 2011
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Toothpasting

It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.
John and his friends were caught toothpasting by their parents, and sent to rehabilitation.
by John Pingas October 14, 2012
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