A chimp. A foolish chimp, often mistaken for a helpless pervert. Often found near kindergartens. Sometimes even humps rugby posts in times of peak horniness.
Look at that Tom Larke! This one is particularly horny, look at the way he is holding that child!! Someone call the police!!
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That song by Suzanne Vega (later remixed by DNA) that goes "Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do". Inspired by a real life restaurant called "Tom's Restaurant", which can be seen in many episodes of "Seinfeld".
"You know, I'm just chilling at Tom's Diner, smoking cigs and reading Garfield. Oh look, William Holden is dead"
"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."
"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."
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