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Fashion Zombie

1.) A style or practice that comes back into fashion again and again. Contrary to timeless fashions, fashion zombies go out of fashion only to be given new life later on and are sometimes considered juvenile, gaudy, tasteless, or tawdry. Examples include shutter shades, plaid flannels, colored mascara, ripped jeans, popped collars, crop tops, jorts/jean shorts, high rise pants, platform heels, sagging pants, denim jackets, tracksuits, and animal print clothing.

2.) A person who is stuck on an old fashion trend. The trend died long ago, but the person continues to wear that fashion, invoking a kind of "walking dead" aspect to their fashion sense.

3.) A person who mindlessly follows the latest fashion trends, spending money time and time again to keep their wardrobe as up-to-date as humanly possible.
Betsy is such a fashion zombie. She practically replaces her wardrobe every season!
by BasilPesto December 6, 2015
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Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie
- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie
by Croney9 August 13, 2016
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Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job
Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft
by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019
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Zombie Driver

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
by Maddriver March 15, 2013
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zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014
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Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.
I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.
by kizzle911 August 20, 2013
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Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.
I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.
by Morainn December 6, 2010
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