Piss Baby

A fucking bitch

"pyroyes is such a fuckin piss baby bro!"

by pyroyesisafuckingpissbaby July 29, 2020

satan piss

The opposite of holy water. Can be used to curse all and any things, such as, but not limited to, your friends, animals, cars, houses, plants, bugs, and most especially, police. To obtain satan piss, one must be in a euphoric state that is beyond all comprehension of outsiders (unless you have achieved euphoric state with friends). Any liquid that you have with you (water, pop, beer, etc...) will have become Satan Piss. Feel free to curse all and anything around you.

After walking about 5 miles, with non-stop hilarity, pranks, and a stop at Taco Bell, these two reached a euphoric state beyond anything that any other person could comprehend.
"Satan piss on all of you!!!" said one to an anthill.
"Satan piss on you biyotch!" said the other to the one.

by *Reuben Bamer* May 21, 2008

Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 3, 2022

Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.

Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!

by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

by SiBaritone July 5, 2012