a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".
by LimpingPsycho December 17, 2008
Get the moose on a jew mug.The term used to describe somebody's nose when it is bigger then their penis. A jew nose is usually 4-6 inches long. If your friend has a small penis his nose may not actually be a jew nose.
Person 1: "Joe's nose is massive!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."
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Get the spooky jew mug.Jew-bilee is a historical term for a time of celebration or rejoicing in which many jews gather in a jew-nest to do taxes.
"QUICK ABRAHAM! Retrieve the jew horn! We must assemble for the jew-bilee, tax season is approaching.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
Get the Jew-bilee mug.A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.
G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!
by ImaterroristAHH August 16, 2009
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