Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.

When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.

by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024

Burrito

A Burrito is a mexican food that consists of lots of different food, typcially beef, lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes, black beans, and olives. All wrapped in a tortilla.

Person 1: Wanna order food tonight?
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.

by Zomatic May 2, 2020

burrito charmer

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.

Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!

by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014

jean burrito

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

by pringerb December 17, 2011

Barf Burrito

A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.

Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.

by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 28, 2011

Burrito

A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes

Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir

by PeepMC April 14, 2021

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021