Basecamp Bandit

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.
Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!
by SurfingFootballer92 January 16, 2020
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Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.
After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.
by ccfar May 20, 2022
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Exaflare Bandit

Someone who continuously makes it to P7 in The Dragonsongs Reprise (Ultimate) inn FFXIV and dies to thr first mechanic exaflares which results in a collective sigh from the rest of the party.
There you go again, being an exaflare bandit, this is the 5th time in a row you've died to them.
by Gamingmaster72 December 04, 2023
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Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
by secretsquirrel2 July 30, 2014
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Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.
Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"
by Bhetty November 30, 2022
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splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road
Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave
by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023
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bridge bandits

a bunch of yutes thinking they're hard but they're wannabe london yutes.
have ye heard of the bridge bandits? nah, who are they? ion know tbh bunch of wannabe london tings.
by dont take me serious lol October 31, 2020
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