Virgin socks

A sock which comes between the ankle and the knee.
Indicates virginity.

P1: Check out her virgin socks!
P2: They go nice with her knee length skirt

by thisiseffy March 14, 2011

Sock Shots

"Sock Shots" refers to the practice of soaking your socks in alcohol, wearing the socks out to the bars, and then ringing the socks out into your mouth to save money on alcohol.

Many of the more clever folk will wear multiple layers of Sock Shots, preferably soaked in homemade corn liquor, thereby exponentially decreasing the amount of money they need to spend that night on alcohol.

"Dude, I'm just not drunk enough. I wish I had just $5 more..."

"Man... you should have worn some Sock Shots tonight! I was walking around in mine all night, so they were a bit salty, but I'm drunk as shit and saved like $8!"

by Vernon Roche November 11, 2012

meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

Sock-Cucker

Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.

Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.

Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!

by Taylor-B- October 24, 2011

sock head

A person who has a weak chin or a fat neck so their profile looks like one of someone with a sock dragged over their head.

'man that girls got a fat neck!'
'yeah she's a right sock head'

by Joseph Croot February 21, 2008

sock in the stairwell

I loose a condom in the pussy while having sex

"I lost my sock in the stairwell. It was slippery"

by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006

Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011